Men I Have Discovered A Device That Can Heighten Bedroom Pleasure ?

Its called a woman, they come in various shapes sizes and colours and apparently make all the difference. I haven’t tried one yet but will as soon as I can afford one. Do you think they will catch on?

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29 Responses to “Men I Have Discovered A Device That Can Heighten Bedroom Pleasure ?”

  1. Arch Angel of Helm on February 23rd, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Nah too expensive! Cheap just to rent one, my crazy neighbour lady charges a fin for two hours of debauchery.

  2. Sir.. don`t bother ..they are too expensive to maintain …. and once a month they play up and go crazy … and often make a whining noise … if you still want a woman though … give me a call …I have a paddling pool full of custard waiting ….LOL

  3. I am St☮ned ;) on February 23rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    catch on yes , discovered that 17yrs ago ! and still paying for it !!
    women , you can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live without ‘em.

  4. Yes they will catch on for sure. I have heard of other similar types of devices for men – its called a man. There must have been a malfunction somewhere down the line!

  5. Jenny the Kitten on February 24th, 2010 at 2:32 am

    If you hang about till you can afford one you wont never git one!

  6. The only chance they’ll get of catching on will be when the January sales come along.

  7. That would be mildly amusing if women were devices.

  8. Perhaps … I hear that the ones that come with mute buttons are popular as they can let you get to sleep afterwards.

  9. they dont come with instructions. and even if they did, im sure they’d be incorrect.

  10. i used to have one until one day i bit her a8se and she farted and blew out of the window

  11. Deb G aka The Mumdertaker x on February 24th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    yes we are like a new thing we will be worldwide in 3 weeks. your one will be coming soon.

  12. Yeah I want one now,,well several actually

  13. if we catch on you boys will be trying to escape.

  14. Hey Hun. Love the new you. Hair is amazing.
    Answer: Crikey Men only… press escape key.

  15. What a concept.
    And to Dont Pet Hungry Critters: That was cold, real cold..

  16. ⇠Doи't Pετ Hυngяγ Crιττεяs⇢ on February 25th, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    No. We already have something better than a man. It’s called a vibrator.

  17. i agree with the first answer Lol.

  18. how much are they i must purchase one
    should i try ebay?

  19. can i get a free trial,what do i do?

  20. They may COME in HANDY.
    LMAO.

  21. smithzer luvs bowie :) on February 26th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    does she come with a foot pump??? lol

  22. Lmfao.
    That made me smile.

  23. Sure

  24. Uncle Snotty Bein' Naughty on February 27th, 2010 at 6:25 am

    Lemme ask my mom.

  25. LMAO.

  26. Fire Fighter Juzz on February 27th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    bahaha beats doing it by yourself

  27. hilarious.

  28. But Inside I'm Screaming on February 27th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    lmao
    We are great!

  29. um no